I had six days left in Eton before I flew to Aberdeen to join Lynn’s household. The weather continued hot and sunny. I resumed my routine of work and walks. A friend from Minnesota was coming to England for the first time so we made plans to go sightseeing in London.
I had spent a lot of time sitting on the bus and in meetings during my two-day trip to Oxford, so it was time for a long walk. Or should I say, The Long Walk.
There is a path leading away from Windsor Castle called The Long Walk. I could Google it to find out exactly how long it was, or I could walk it.
The Long Walk is part of Windsor Great Park, the Queen’s 5,000-acre backyard. There were no amenities. No signs, picnic tables, food vendors, or even toilets. I kept walking because there was something at the end of it.
As I later learned, The Walk was 2.65 miles (4.26 kilometers), one way.
There was no signage identifying the statue, but Lynn’s husband Richard informed me later that it was “George II, the second Hanoverian King, the last British monarch to lead his army in battle. Luckily he kept his horse, unlike another monarch who ended up under a car park in Leicester.”
He is referring to Richard III. I have a hard time keeping the kings and queens straight, but I remember Richard III because he had scoliosis, as I do, and there was a PBS documentary about him where they made this poor guy named Dominic—who has scoliosis—stand in for Richard III to see how much suffering and abuse he could withstand. It really makes me cringe, watching the teaser for this show.
Back to The Long Walk. The statue was graceful, as statues of monarchs go.
I heard Polish, Spanish, and Japanese around me; only we foreigners were suckers enough to walk all the way to the end. There was nothing else to do then, but turn around and walk back.
Undoubtedly the place will be throbbing with revellers for Prince Harry’s wedding in May.
Eton College has three museums: Antiquities, Eton Life, and Natural History. It was Sunday, and though I was weary from my walk, the Natural History Museum was only open Sundays from 2:30-5:00.
It took me a while to find it, but I enjoyed some more sign-seeing along the way.
I’m not sure what bollards are, but there are a lot of signs about them.
I found the museum before I got swept up in any bollard-related escapades. The museum was founded in 1875 and was just as I had hoped—small and jam-packed with 15,000 displays of dead things.
Someone had meticulously collected, sorted, categorized, and labeled everything from shells to moths. Someone who needed OCD medication.
There were lots of birds.
And dioramas of dead birds doing life-like things, like eating escargot.
This was a nice little scene of a ship chasing a giant puffer fish.
A glassed-off room contained a horse skeleton and dozens of skulls. Were they human? Apes? There was no explanation. But I did learn that horses’ front legs aren’t attached to the rest of their skeleton.
This poor owl, named Ollie, was sucked through an airplane’s somethingorother duct. He seems to be in awfully good shape for having met such a tragic end.
Who doesn’t love a hedgehog, especially with a hawk on its back? Really, my photos should win a “World’s Worst Photos” contest.
A badger, fuzzier than normal due to my poor focus.
There were students there, on field trips. This young lady was learning about the journey of the Beagle and Darwin’s discoveries in the Galapagos, which led him to formulate the Theory of Evolution. If you believe in that kind of thing.
This painting depicted a 14-year-old boy, Horatio Nelson. While on a journey to the North Pole, he fought off a polar bear with his musket because it wouldn’t fire.
Like natural history museums everywhere, there were freak animals.
It was a tiny place, which was fine with me because I can only take so many long walks and four-legged ducklings in one day.