We had a few hours to kill before joining the tour that would take us to Ularu/Ayers Rock and other natural wonders with two names like Kata Tjuta, formerly The Olgas.
“Our tour is with Intrepid,” Heidi said as she read the deets, “And we need to meet the bus at the Lost Camel Hotel.”
So we left the bunkhouse behind, with no regrets, and walked past Ayers Rock Campground, the Outback Pioneer Hotel, Desert Gardens Hotel, Emu Walk Apartments, Sails in the Desert, and Longitude 131, each of which was successively more upscale. That last one cost $3,000 a night and there’s a minimum of two nights. We looked at the brochures to see what you got by paying 40 times more than we had paid.
“It’s glamping on steroids,” I said. The rooms were permanent tents with private views of Ularu.
“I stayed in a place like this in Kenya, on safari,” I told Heidi. “It wasn’t as deluxe as this, but it was one of the nicest places I’ve ever been and it sure didn’t cost $3,000 a night. I don’t think I paid more than $1,200 for the whole week.
“The thing is, if I was paying $3,000 a night I would feel like I had to stay in the room the whole time so I would get my money’s worth.”
Heidi laughed. “Aw, anyone who can afford $3,000 a night—it’s nothing to them! And I reckon they don’t drink ‘sparkling wine’ on their private deck. It’s real champagne, baby!”
We happened upon a Cultural Centre with displays about Aboriginal history, desert wildlife, and the geology of the area. It was a great little free museum, basically, so I take back all the snide remarks I’ve made about the Ayers Rock Campground being price gougers. I snapped one photo before I saw the signs that said, “NO PHOTOS.”
Since you probably can’t read it, I’ll reproduce some of it below.
Aboriginal people first took action for land rights in the early 1960s when the Yirrkala people in Arnhem Land submitted a petition to the Australian government requesting recognition of their rights as traditional owners. In 1971, their claim was rejected … ruling that the traditional owner property system was not recognized under Australian law and that Australia was “terra nullius,” an empty land, prior to 1788.
Let that sink in. The Englishmen whose tall ships arrived in 1788 near what is now Sydney were, according to Australian law, the first Australians. The English made all the laws, naturally stacked in their favor.
There was an Aboriginal civil rights movement in the 1960s, and in 1967 90% of Australians voted yes on a referendum that meant Aboriginals would be counted in the census for the first time. It also allowed the federal government to make laws regarding Aboriginals, instead of the states. As in the US, federal laws tend to take better regard of the rights and needs of all citizens. So, for instance—the federal government, in theory, makes more humane laws regarding segregation or voting rights than would, oh … Louisiana or Mississippi.
I was seeing Aboriginals around for the first time.
“Does Australia have anything like African Americans?” I asked Heidi.
“No. We’ve got people of European ancestry, Asians, Aboriginal and Torres Straight Islanders, and that’s about it. Obviously we had a Somali cab driver the other day so there are some African immigrants.”
“No, not really.”
I encountered one guy from Argentina in my month in Australia, the owner of a fabulous Argentine tapas restaurant.
“Wow. We’ve got 11 million ‘unauthorized’ immigrants in the US.”
Most of them are Hispanic, although 1.5 million are Asian. ‘Unauthorized’ is the new gentler, kinder term for ‘illegal.’
The Australian census doesn’t ask about race, but it’s estimated that 91% of Australians are white or multiracial people who are mostly white, 5% are East Asian, 2% are Indian (dot, not feather), and 2% are Aboriginal.
By comparison, whites make up 72% of the US population. Hispanics are 16%, African Americans about 13%, Asians 5%, Native Americans 1%, and 9% are another race or mixed race.
Ninety-one percent white—no wonder it’s called the sunburnt country.