Lest you conclude from my last post that I hate men and think they’re all groping, drooling, creepers, that’s not the case. In fact I joined a dating website recently. I’m not optimistic about my prospects. I will let you guess which of the photos below are from the ads for the company, and which are actual personal ads once you join the site.
Now, you know me—I’m not one to judge. But 85% of the men on this site are looking for a woman to share their interests, which are hunting, fishing, snowmobiling, and watching sports. So they’re not really looking for the 85% of us women who have no interest in those things. They’re looking for a buddy.
I don’t expect a man to go thrift store shopping with me. In fact I wouldn’t be caught dead with a dude who would shop where I shop. But if I can put myself in men’s shoes and know—in general—what they would and wouldn’t be interested in, why can’t they?
And here’s a tip: Don’t use a handle like “qualudes57” or “weirdo2u” or “chestypuller.” What the hell?
Looking for a nice backdrop for your personal ad photo? Why not use a $1.99 plastic shower curtain from Walmart?
It’s nice to know there is someone out there who takes worse photos than I do.
This website is called Our Time. It should be called Ouch Time.
But I tried. You never know.
The weekend after my day trip into London, I met up with my friend Heidi. Heidi is Australian and has lived in London for over 15 years. She teaches Under 5s, which we in the US would call preschoolers. She’s also a never-married female, although she’s 15 years younger than me so she may still stand a chance. We met on the way to Greece, where we went with another Australian woman and Sam back when I lived in the UK. Since then, she and I have met up in France and Berlin and she visited me in Minnesota.
Heidi had to return home to help her parents out, but she was in the UK to take care of some business with her flat and her job and just enjoy the English summer.
She messaged me to ask if I wanted to go to Wimbledon. “Uh, no,” I replied, “I’m not a sport person.”
“But it’s the scene, Annie!” she messaged back. I’m so glad I gave it a go.
Heidi and I met at Putney station, from whence we took a bus, then walked to the venue. We were handed a queue card with lots of instructions front and back, most importantly, “Queue jumping is not acceptable and will not be tolerated.”
The alcohol limits were “one bottle of wine or Champagne (750ml) or two cans of beer (500ml) or two cans of premixed aperitifs per person. Bottles of spirits or fortified wines will not be allowed into the Grounds.”
These limits were per person, and there was alcohol for sale on site.
It was a rainy Thursday afternoon so there was no queue, which Heidi seemed a bit disappointed about. Apparently that can be a scene of its own. The Centre Court tickets were £58. We bought the £20 lawn tickets.
The rain held off so we were able to watch the youngest and oldest players in exhibition matches, which were fun. The two “oldies” were Aussies nicknamed The Woodies. They kept up an amusing banter which kept the crowd laughing while they played.
I was fascinated by the officials’ uniforms and stances.
We walked up to a high lawn where in theory you could watch the super star players on a big screen. People queued up politely to look over a hedge at the screen.
We spread an oil cloth and plunked down on the ground to drink talk. We never saw the big match, but we had a nice view of London in the distance and the people watching was good.
There were men in pale yellow suits and hats and women wearing flowery dresses, so I fit right in.
It was a fun day with my buddy Heidi. I guess I do watch sports! But I draw the line at hunting.